Me, calculating the age difference between me and a celebrity as if THAT is the biggest obstacle in our hypothetical relationship: yeah okay this could work
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Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.
OH MY GOD
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yall want replies but we’ve had messenger pigeons since the 1800’s???
The last messenger pigeon died in 1914
i just saw a pigeon today?? put a letter on it
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